'You know you're a synchronised swimmer when. . .'
(J'ai trouvé ca sur un blog de synchro, rigolo et presque réel, je vous le mets ici en VO, pas eu le temps de tout lire ni de tout traduire ...)
1. If you have put boiling hot gelatine in your hair, you might be a synchro swimmer.
2. If you have rings around your eyes unrelated to the amount of sleep you got, you might be a synchro swimmer.
3. If you have ever put Vaseline on your eyes, you might be a synchro swimmer.
4. If you have permanent nose-clip marks, you might be a synchro swimmer.
5. If you sport long, curling hair with split ends on your legs in the spring, you might be a synchro swimmer.
6. If you have worn eye makeup that most hookers wouldn't wear, you might be a synchro swimmer.
7. If you answer, "I don't need to" when someone asks when you showered last, you might be a synchro swimmer.
8. If you love a good lightning storm when you have practice, you might be a synchro swimmer.
9. If you have ever named your nose-clips, you might be a synchro swimmer.
10. When your long term goal is to touch your hands to your feet in an arch, you might be a synchro swimmer.
11. If you spend the majority of your time in a swimsuit, you might be a synchro swimmer.
12. If you own hairnets and grips and aren't a lunch lady, you might be a synchro swimmer.
13. If you can name or describe all of the males in your sport, you might be a synchro swimmer.
14. If your team name is some fiction animal of some sort that has the word "aqua" in it, you might be a synchro swimmer.
15. If you have more medals than you can count, you might be a synchro swimmer.
16. If your screen name has the word "synch" in it, you might be a synchro swimmer.
17. If you have enough synchro or team clothes to wear for a month, you might be a synchro swimmer.
18. If you have team flip flops, suits, jackets, parkas, pants, shirts, sweatshirts, towels, bags, caps, and tank tops, you might be a synchro swimmer.
19. If you don't like the words "under" "stretching" or "ten full runs!” you might be a synchronised swimmer.
20. If you have worn ridiculously racy swim suits, you might be a synchro swimmer.
21. If you walk around going "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 1, 2...” you might be a synchro swimmer.
22. If you know your team mates as well as your family, you might be a synchro swimmer.
23. If you spend all practice staring at the boys swim team, you might be a synchro swimmer.
24. If you could walk through in your sleep, you might be a synchro swimmer.
25. If you find hard chunks of gel in your hair Monday at school, you might be a synchro swimmer.
26. If the word Eiffel doesn't make you think of Paris, if the word Flamingo doesn't make you think of a pink bird, and if the word Aurora doesn't remind you of the sky, you might be a synchro swimmer.
27. If you have ever had a team sleepover, you might be a synchro swimmer.
28. If you enjoy sharing hotel rooms with girls from all around the world, you might be a synchronised swimmer.
29. If you listen to a lot of weird obscure music, you might be a synchronised swimmer.
30. If you notice the lengths/shapes of other girls' legs, you might be a synchronised swimmer.
31. If you have ever seen your pool before it is open to the public, you might be a synchro swimmer.
32. If you can tell people apart by their feet, you might be a synchro swimmer.
33. If you have a long-time goal of getting high, you might be a synchro swimmer.
34. If you HATE the joke "If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do the rest have too?” you might be a synchro swimmer.
35. If you would walk shamelessly around school, the gym, and town in your bathing suit, you might be a synchro swimmer.
36. If you suck at running, you might be a synchro swimmer.
37. If you are stronger than many of the guys and all of the girls in your grade, you might be a synchro swimmer.
38. If you are immune to the smell of chlorine, you might be a synchro swimmer.
39. If you have ever had icicles in your hair after it freezes after practice, you might be a synchro swimmer.
40. If you are perfectly comfortable answering the door in a wet swimsuit and holding a conversation with the salesperson/visitor.
41. If you have given up apologizing ever time you kick, scratch, bite, or cut someone, you might be a synchro swimmer.
42. When drowning just seems impossible to you, you might be a synchro swimmer.
43. If you bite people's heads off when they tell you synchro is easy and isn't a sport, you might be a synchro swimmer.
44. If your coach has ever told you that she wants EVERYONE on the team to have PERMENANT scars on their legs from being kicked, you might be a synchro swimmer.
45. If you don't believe that people have experienced pain unless they have suffered through splits, arches, toe points, and the horror of under-sprint-under-sprint- Under-sprint..., you might be a synchro swimmer.
46. If you hate gel with a passion, you might be a synchro swimmer.
47. If you think the question "Why are solos synchronised swimming, if you're by yourself?" is beyond stupid, you might be a synchro swimmer.
48. If you have ever asked someone to sit on your legs or to straddle your back, you might be a synchro swimmer.
49. If you don't do ballet but can stand on your toes like whoa you might be a synchro swimmer.
50. If you automatically start walking through when music comes on, you might be a synchro swimmer.
51. If you know what a walk through is, you might be a synchro swimmer.
52. If you don't have a life, you might be a synchro swimmer.
53. If you've ever sat in a freezing cold pool in January at 7 in the morning, only to realize you have four hours left to swim, you might be a synchro swimmer.
54. If you have ever experienced muscle twitching in your face from excessive smiling, you might be a synchro swimmer.
55. If you have ever done a walk through marathon, you might be a synchro swimmer.
56. If your team goal is to find a tapper that is not a spoon, wrench, S-hook, or pole, you might be a synchro swimmer.
57. If you cringe at nit-picking and an underwater microphone, you might be a synchro swimmer.
58. If when people hug you they cringe and tell you smell like a pool, you might be a synchro swimmer.
And finally,
59. If you actually understand these jokes, you might be a synchronised swimmer
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Vinciane, Posté le mardi 09 octobre 2007 17:06
C'est vrai que ca nous ressemble bien! et bien que n'etant plus une synchronized swimmer, I still understand these jokes so I might stay a synchro swimmer xD i think !
amelouilleuh, Posté le mardi 09 octobre 2007 15:05
J'ai tout luuuu *fière*
Et donc je peux répondre I actually understand these jokes so I might be a synchro swimmer xD
cecilou49, Posté le samedi 20 octobre 2007 14:57
olala c'est fous comment sa nous ressemble alors moi aussi je peux dire
I actually understand these jokes so I might be a synchro swimmer :D